Remember the "naked dance party"?

Well, wait until you hear Dylan's latest great idea...

"Mum!" he said to me, while playing in the garden the other afternoon. "I have a brilliant plan! We can put dirt on the slide and spray it with the hose. Then we can take off all our clothes and have a naked mud slide!"

And, who am I to stifle his nudist tendencies? So I let them strip down and whizz down the muddy slide buck naked. It was hilarious. Then I made them run through the sprinkler for a good long while before they could come back inside. Because, seriously, I've got enough laundry to do. I don't need to be washing the slip cover with the muddy bumprints all over it, too!